Do your best to present yourself to God as one approved, a workman who does not need to be ashamed . ~ 2 Timothy 2:15

Thursday, April 28, 2011

110 ways to avoid writing, part 2

23.    Count your postage stamps
24.    Look up “Appomattox”
25.    Drink another 12 ounces of water
26.    Play Solitaire on the computer
27.    Clean out your Inbox
28.    Call your mother
29.    Call your mother-in-law
30.    Change your socks
31.    Take the dog for a walk
32.    Take the cat for a walk
33.    Go to the bathroom
34.    Clean your keyboard
35.    Clean out your purse
36.    Clean out your wallet
37.    Surf the ‘Net
38.    Check your Inbox
39.    Re-read all the messages in your “Sent” box
40.    Drink 12 ounces of water
41.    Vacuum the dead labybugs from the floor
42.    Put more ice in your pop
43.    Put your coupons in order by expiration date
44.    Fix a low-carb, high protein snack
45.    Read a chapter in your diet book

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